Sad keanu 3d printer

Me and Sad Keanu: A 3D-Printing Story

It all began in June of 2010 when a photographer spotted Keanu Reeves eating a sandwich on a New York park bench. In one shot, Reeves looks dejected for reasons unknown. The image was metastatic: he was isolated from the original and pasted into new scenes all over the web. Sad Keanu was born, and then reborn, as a life-like 3D rendering.

But that was all in the computer. Now he'd been printed. This was the real world. What had the the flip-flop done to him?

Light did not reflect off Sad Keanu the way it was supposed to. It was as if the photons knew he did not belong here.

I remembered reading The Indian in the Cupboard, and hoped Sad Keanu would come to life. Maybe he would be voiced by a former comedy star -- Pauley Shore perhaps, tuned to that Serious-Robin-Williams pitch. I imagined what Sad Keanu might want. A sandwich, I decided. And we rode to the store.

The light kept catching him at odd angles. He was all odd angles, it seemed.

Would he want to make his own sandwich, picnic-style? I placed him in the cheese case.

But he wasn't interested.

He seemed more at home with the pre-made stuff.

At the green grocer, he tried grapefruit.

But liked melon best.

Nothing could cheer Sad Keanu up, though.

I kept trying. I took him to play basketball.

Sent him down a slide.

Let him ride a metal horse.

Listened to records.

But he was not cheering up.

Perhaps what he needed was a friend, another Sad Keanu. I took him to the photocopier place and sat him down on the bed.

The clerk informed me that I could not leave the cover open, that it would use too much black ink. But I feared crushing him inside the machine. So, we covered the glass.

The replicator did not work.

So, if he was going to be alone, I encouraged him to commune with nature.

Stop and smell the roses, I advised.

Take in the glory of the California succulent.

Hang out with the green garlic.

Flowers are beautiful.

Climb a tree!

Maybe do some gardening. Smell that mint.

Kale's delicious if you cook it right, I insisted.

I turned to culture. Why don't you read some more books, Sad Keanu?

Maybe investigate Eastern religion?

You used to love the piano!

Perhaps take up drawing?

Just go pet the cat. That works for everyone.

But he was so sad.

So, so sad.

So, so, so sad.

He could hardly get out of bed.

Sad Keanu needed a lady, I decided. I brought him binders full of women. He wasn't interested.

I tried to get him to try online dating. He turned his back on the computer.

I put him in front of a sign that said FUN, hoping some of the magic would rub off.

He was sadder than ever. So sad, he found a milk crate and sat among the ratty dandelions.

We'd been going so many places that maybe it was inevitable. I lost track of him. Where could he be?

I had to find him! I called out to him. Sad Keanu! Sad Keanu! Anyone seen my Sad Keanu?! But no one even seemed to even know the meme.

Finally, I retraced my steps, figuring he could not have gone far, being an immobile 3D-printed toy. And it was just a few blocks from my house, on a fence covered in flowers that I found Sad Keanu.

He'd met someone. And he was happy. I let him be.

▷ sad keanu reeves 3d models 【 STLFinder 】

Keanu Reeves

sketchfab

Keanu Reeves likeness in his John Wick persona.

KEANU REEVES

cults3d

Modeling the good guy Keanu Reeves If you have any questions or problems with the model, please contact me via my personal email email: ikkifenixdesigns@gmail. com

Keanu Reeves stencil

thingiverse

Keanu

keanu reeves - tm

thingiverse

keanu reeves - tm

Keanu Reeves 3D model

cgtrader

Keanu Reeves 3d head model. Textures included, multiple formats. ...

NEO MATRIX (Keanu Reeves) BUST

cults3d

High detail 3d printable Keanu Reeves (NEO - Matrix) model. File formats: STL. Includes two versions with and without glasses. Height: 15 cm. ... Ready to print Again thank you for downloading

Keanu Reeves

sketchfab

Mi primer modelo humano, pudo haber quedado mejor… y con orejas, espero demostrar despues que lo puedo hacer mejor.

cyberpunk Keanu Reeves (Johnny Silverhand) Joystick holder

cults3d

cyberpunk by Keanu Reeves (Johnny Silverhand)

Cyberpunk johnny silverhand - keanu reeves 3D model

cgtrader

cyber punk 2077 johnny silverhand (keanu reeves) 3d model. available formats: fbx. obj. contact me for more formats. see my page for more cyberpunk model. thank you. ...Hadi-al

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3d print

cults3d

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3d print The STL is for personal use only. ...Do not copy or redistribute work if you have any question or problem with model(change the scale, missing files of something else ),Feel free contact to me thank you !

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3D print model

cgtrader

A bust based on John Wick actor Keanu Reeves Contains several file formats and modes. Includes: Source .Ztl for zbrush with all subtools (hair, eyes, beard, clothes) head subdivisions Printable formats like . stl and .ply and of course a one piece...

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3D print model

cgtrader

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3d print Format file: STL (If you need .OBJ - you can contact me) 2 versions for printing -v1: solid part for printing (withou the Dog) -v2: 7 parts for printing : Head,body ,pants, 2 hands, base, Dog Total height: 28cm The...

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3d print

pinshape

Keanu Reeves - John Wick 3d print Format file: STL (If you need .OBJ - you can contact me) 2 versions for printing -v1: solid part for printing (withou the Dog) -v2: 7 parts for printing : Head,body ,pants, 2 hands, base, Dog Total height: 28cm The. ..

Keanu Reeves Statue Bust STL Files

cults3d

Best Choise 3D Print Paint: https://amzn.to/2AwBSkl Best Precision Knife: https://amzn.to/2yW6DPu BEST 3D PRINTER UNDER $200: https://amzn.to/2XFVt9M BEST 3D PRINTER UNDER $300: https://amzn.to/2XCBGbo #1 BEST SELLER 3D PRINTER:...

Keanu Reeves Bust Final

sketchfab

No description provided.

Keanu Reeves John Wick 3d headsulpt 3D print model

cgtrader

Keanu Reeves 3d headsculpt. John Wick character, for 3d print. ...

Character design John Wick keanu reeves animation 3D model

cgtrader

3D Character design for actor John Wick . .... keanu reeves 3D model Ready for animation

John Wick Keanu Reeves 3D Print 3D print model

cgtrader

John Wick , Keanu Reeves An ex-hit-man comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that killed his dog and took everything from him. Head of the character John Wick played by Keanu Reeves, one of the most humble and talented actors of our...

Keanu Reeves Bust Statue STL Files 3D print model

cgtrader

Keanu Reeves Bust STL Files Please let me know if you want to split it into more pieces. If you have any questions or problems with the model, please contact me. I hope you like it Please help me rate positive Thank you! ...

Keanu Reeves in John Wick movie with his dog

cults3d

Keanu Reeves in John Wick movie with his dog https://www.patreon.com/3DPminiatures Notice: Please note that the color is only for presentation and idea for the painting, and the miniature has no materials. The miniature was made ready in 500 poly...

CyberPunk 2077 Keanu Reeves Bust

thingiverse

Quick remix of the original to make it a bust model A bit of process and some other fun with the original model: https://youtu. be/YG1I1Hl67y0

Keanu Reeves 3D print model

cgtrader

Hollow model with wall thickness: 0.6 mm Netfabb information Length: 29.51 mm Width: 39.82 mm Height: 46.99 mm Volume: 3.09 cm3 Area: 99.47 cm2 Triangles: 972686 Printing prices excluding shipment (Nov 2017): Sculpteo Multijet Fusion PA12 $8.50...

Keanu Reeves/Neo 3D Model

sketchfab

Another model i thought i’d update ;) Made in blender,zbrush,photoshop.

John Constantine/Keanu Reeves Retopologia

sketchfab

No description provided.

Neo Anderson From Matrix Keanu Reeves Head 3D Print 3D print model

cgtrader

Neo Anderson From Matrix Keanu Reeves Head 3D Print STL FBX OBJ Neo, (born Thomas A. Anderson) the protagonist of The Matrix franchise, is a redpill rescued by Morpheus and the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar. Prophesized by The Oracle to be The One, he...

john wick \\ bust caricature Keanu Reeves figurines

cults3d

1 File in OBJ format for 3d Printer INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/moscatellimatteo/

Keanu Bust

sketchfab

head of Keanu reeves

"Keanu"

pinshape

The dual color keychain design consists of two parts (Part A and Part B).   This will give you the freedom to change the thickness and or size of this design. You will need to set up 2 processes in your printing software, one process for each...

KEANU

thingiverse

Customized version of https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:834725 Created with Customizer! ...https://www.thingiverse.com/apps/customizer/run?thing_id=834725

John Wick - Keanu Reeves- sculpture of head 3D print ready

cults3d

John Wick printable 3D bust. Ideal file to paint the bust when printed. Easy to scale upto 400% (= 20cm high)without loose of quality. High detailed head with the scars on the face. ... STL file

3D printers: sad Keanu and happy pizza | by Kristina Ulasovich

3D printers are a technology that is gaining great popularity in the modern world. With their help, prostheses, models of internal organs, weapons and other serious things are printed. However, a person would not be a person if it had not occurred to him to use all the power and capabilities of a 3D printer to create something strange. Well, if not strange, then at least something so simple and beloved. nine0005

Selfies.

Yes, yes, that's right. Selfies flooded Instagram, so it's no surprise that the manic love for "selfies" has reached a new level. Some 3D printer companies have caught on to the trend and may offer you the opportunity to build yourself piece by piece or take on the role of a ghost hunter or a Christmas elf. So now you can impress your followers even more: take a selfie with your selfie. Is this not a dream? nine0005

Food.

It would be foolish to think that a person will not try to print something edible. If only because we all love to eat, and many of us dreamed of food that does not need to be cooked. Technologies do not yet allow you to roam to the level of borscht, but it is quite possible to print pizza, ravioli, sugar candies and chocolate on a 3D printer.

Sex toys

Both laughter and sin. Yes, the traditional sex shops that require contact with the seller or courier turned out to be not enough for a person, and he decided to become the creator of his own pleasure. A French company has created an entire manual on how to make a sex toy at home with their own printer. Pleasure, of course, is doubtful. After making your masterpiece, it must be sanded with sandpaper and treated with silicone spray in 4 layers. After that you can use. Wow. nine0005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrwcP1_FSI

Memes

How to live without memes, if nothing. Favorite memes warm the soul and are always ready to help us. But just imagine: you went to the wilderness to your grandmother, where no Internet catches, but how can you show your village friends a new joke? That's right, print it on a 3D printer and carry it in your pocket.

Bikini

Where there is technology, there is fashion. What could be more futuristic than a printed swimsuit? Masha from work definitely doesn’t have this. N12 is the first to print the first bikini swimsuit, which can also be accompanied by 3D printed glasses, shoes and an Iphone case. Real fashion. nine0005

3D printers

Yes, a 3D printer can print a 3D printer. Why print something new when you can print small printers that can print other small printers that can print other small printers and so on. As they say, one 3D printer is good, but two is better!

Originally published at naukawow.wordpress.com on July 7, 2015.

The Incredible Adventures of 3D Printed Sad Keanu Reeves

One day we ordered it from a site that sells 3D models - a market for new era goods. And then we forgot about it until it materialized in the mail, a meme embodied in plastic.

This story began a long time ago, although as recently as 2010, when a passing photographer noticed Keanu on a bench in a New York park, with a sandwich in his hands. In that shot, Reeves looked dejected for reasons known only to himself. The image of Keanu was isolated and began to circulate through the network, appearing in more and more scenes. This is how the digital Sad Keanu appeared, then born again in three-dimensional form. nine0005

But at that time he lived only in computers. Now, it has been printed. He stepped out into the real world. But what did all these transformations do to him?

The light itself didn't want to bounce off him, as if the photons thought Keanu didn't belong here. Maybe he would have had the voice of a comedian - Pauly Shore, for example, only with a serious twist of Robin Williams. We tried to imagine what he wants. Probably still a sandwich. And we went to store

The light caught him at strange angles. It seemed to be oddly angular all over

Maybe he wanted to make his own picnic sandwich? We placed it in a window with

cheese, but he was not interested in

, he preferred ready -made sandwiches

in the fruit department, he tried grapefruit

but the melon fell more than

But we did not give up and took him to play basketball

offered to ride a slide

and ride a horse 9000 9000 List But he did not become more cheerful